Grimsley drops a small fortune in dimes
The Mets are underway in Los Angeles, with a 5-1 lead in the second
inning of the rubber game.
As for the injuries: Floyd has a sprained ankle, and is listed as
day-to-day. He has said that he won't require a trip to the DL. I'm
going to go ahead and cross my fingers just in case.
Beltran is showing no ill effects from his strained oblique, with two
singles already tonight. Reyes is out of the lineup with his sore
wrist.
Of course, the story of the day is Jason Grimsley.
I strongly recommend the IRS-Criminal Investigation (not a TV show,
yet) agent's affidavit. Just incredible stuff. "Naming names" doesn't
go far enough to describe the level of cooperation he provided.
He told them absolutely everything. He gave up as many prominent names
as possible, the details of their use/distribution, even the names of
people he just suspected were juicing. For extra credit, he even
called his supplier with a bugged phone at the agents' behest to
provide evidence of their past and planned activities.
A particularly jaw-dropping excerpt:
Grimsley identified, in his words, "Latin players," as a major source
for the amphetamines within baseball. He stated that it was common
knowledge that you could get amphetamines from "Latin players." He
stated that he got amphetamines from "Latin players" whenever he
needed them. He stated that "Latin players" had boxes of them.
One major "takeaway" from his statements, as they relate to the
efficacy of the recently imposed testing regime, is that its effect
was to confine his performance-enhancement to Human Growth Hormone
alone.
Given that he had been injecting a variety of conventional steroids
before testing began, a "glass-half-full" observer could call that a
qualified success. Unfortunately, that qualification is a rather large
one.
There's also the familiar refrain of the apprehended (or confessed)
steroid user: "boatloads" of players are using them.
The names in question have been redacted from the document, but
apparently it's only a matter of time before a clean copy gets leaked.
In the meantime, you can try to figure out who he's talking about from
the unedited details like what team a player was on or when they
started using. I tried but failed.
Whether or not he's in any of Grimsley's little black books, I'm still
trying to implicate Roger Clemens in this fiasco. I'll do it myself if
I have to. Look at this picture of him and Koby and tell me that his
kids weren't raised on peanut butter and Winstrol sandwiches.
One thing's for sure: Jason Grimsley is going to be much more famous
(and useful) as a state's witness than he ever was as a relief
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