i cheated

I Cheated...

...but only because playing fair didn't work.

First HGH was the new wonder-drug in the club-houses, the most popular

by far. It was seen as the fountain of youth and a much better option

than say, oh I don't know, anabolic steroids. Now that players are

being linked to it there's a new addiction in the club-houses. "I

uhhhh I admit that I used it but wait....I only used it once or twice

and it was for medical reasons."

Andy Petite, Paul Byrd, Fernando Vina, Brian Roberts among others are

all treating us like idiots. They think that we're buying this, "well,

now that you caught me, yeah I did it, but it was only like once, I

swear, and it was only because the rehab wasn't working". Well yeah,

drugs work better than rehab, and if rehab isn't working the drugs

will, it doesn't take an idiot to figure that out. If my swing is

late, that means my bat's too heavy, so if I drill a hole in the top

and fill it with cork or Superballs, my bat will be faster and I'll

get more hits. I only corked my bat because my sw ing wasn't working

and I had to try something else. Welcome to the world of cheaters.

This is really just insulting, you cheated, own it. So here's a nice

report by F.P. Santangelo. He actually admits to using HGH and that it

was wrong, at first he explains it was for rehab but immediately says

he felt the guilt and that he knew it was wrong and that he isn't

trying to cover it up. AND he tells us that it is bad, "I admitted it

and I faced the music. And if by me being embarrassed helps

generations to come not have to make the difficult decisions that I

had to make, then it's good that this all came out. But I don't want

to be Mr. Public Speaker and go talk to every high school in the

world. Through my radio show, I just hope to get the word out about

how bad this stuff is."

Now I realize there is a good chance that came off as sarcasm, but I

am genuinely happy that this guy isn't trying to pull a fast one on

us. It's a sad fact though that when we think about it, the only

person who has been up front and honest about this whole thing was

Jose Canseco. And he had an ulterior motive, selling his book Juiced.

In case you missed the news, Roger Clemens has been removed as the

Texas High School Baseball Association keynote speaker on the topic

of, "My vigorous workout, how I played so long in professional

baseball". That's a pretty short speech. "First eat a solid breakfast,

because it's the most important meal of the day. Then go get your HGH

kit, make sure the needle is clean. You don't want dirty needles. Have

a teammate shoot you in the A$$ then hit the gym and mound. I hope

this was informative."

Also while looking up famous corked bat events earlier I came across

this Sports Illustrated article from 1999. It is a great story about

proven cheater (roids/HGH) Jason Grimsley helping out his Tribe

Teammate, and fellow proven cheater (corked bats) Albert Belle. Enjoy.

Posted by Dom at 9:11 AM

Labels: Albert Belle, Andy Petite, Brian Roberts, F.P. Santangelo,