breaking steroid scoop

BREAKING STEROID SCOOP!

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

FROM READER FAGGOTYBACKPACK VIA A SPORTSWRITER HOOK-UP:

Damon

11:33 AM

radley, David Bell, Dante Bichette, Albert Belle, Paul Byrd, Wil

Cordero, Ken Caminiti, Mike Cameron, Ramon Castro, Jose and Ozz

ie Canseco, Roger Clemens, Paxton Crawford, Wilson Delgado, Lenn

y Dykstra, Johnny Damon, Carl Everett, Kyle Farnsoworth, Ryan Fr

anklin, Troy Glaus, Rich Garces, Jason Grimsley, Troy Glaus, Jua

n Gonzalez, Eric Gagne, Nomar Garciaparra, Jason Giambi, Jeremy

Giambi, Jose Guillen, Jay Gibbons, Juan Gonzalez, Clay Hensley, Jerry

Hairston, Felix Heredia, Jr., Darren Holmes, Wally Joyner, Darryl

Kile, Matt Lawton, Raul Mondesi, Mark McGwire, Guillermo Mota, Robert

Machado, Damian Moss, Abraham Nunez, Trot Nixon, Jose Offerman, Andy

Pettitte, Mark Prior, Neifi Perez, Rafael Palmiero, Albert Pujols,

Brian Roberts, Juan Rincon, John Rocker, Pudge Rodriguez, Sammy Sosa,

Scott SChoenweiis, David Segui, Alex Sanchez, Gary Sheffield, Miguel

Tejada, Julian Tavarez,Fernando Tatis, Maurice Vaughn, Jason Varitek,

Ismael Valdez, Matt Williams and Kerry Wood."

THE LIST IS SCREWY, BUT YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT.

THE PANDA CAN'T STOP SCREAMING!

Pudge is a disappointment. Rocker, ha ha. Nixon, ha ha and fuck you.

Damon is bad. Clemens and Andy, expected, but heartbreaking from Andy.

Would Jeebus do the roids? Varitek? Shocking. Sheffield, ha ha.

Pujols, sooo busted. On and on

UPDATE:

The report is out. I just scanned it and with a little help, don't see

Pudge or Varitek. Hmmm. Or Nixon, damn it. Greg Zaun, though. Poop.

Oh, I don't see Everett either. Shit. Motherfucker ruined Moose's

perfect game.

None of this seems to effect the Yankee Champinships of the 90s/2000.

Phew. Final list will come soon, I'm sure.

Big lesson? Pay cash. The whole report is filled with photocopied

checks.

UPDATE II: The final list from NYT. No Damon! Rondell White is there!