"Follow me...follow me to freedom!"
Possibly the second greatest SportsCenter commercial of all time,
Charley Steiner's famous line seemed like an appropriate title for
this post, which is a very long-winded way of saying Happy
Independence Day America (fuck yeah!). Since I am stuck at work with
several other mindless drones today (it's so miserable I can't even
describe it), I have of course been trying to come up with the perfect
"Happy 4th of July" post/picture. Pasted below are the two best I
could come up with...needless to say, it's been a looooong day...
GOD BLESS AMERICA
AND ITS OBVIOUS COMPLEMENT (SPECIAL THANKS TO THE BLACK CROWES)
OK, now that we have sufficiently recovered from the Savage Garden
above, GTB would like to thank NL All-Star manager Phil Garner for
recognizing the talent of our boy Dan Uggla, who was named as a
reserve to the All-Star team yesterday. GTB and the entire Uggla
family will be sending Mr. Garner a Hickory Farms sausage and cheese
basket as thanks. As for the rest of this All-Star game talk...enough
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