Ken says that it's just as well. Considering that I was hollering
things like, "Go back to New York, ump!" and "Out? Out?!!!? Get some
glasses, for Christ's sake!" and trading barbs with the Mets fans who
were inexplicably all around us (fun barbs, not mean stuff...they were
a lot of fun to watch the game with, actually) the sight of my
favorite Diamondback might have pushed me over the edge.
Actually, that could be cool. I always knew that I was going to wind
up on the front page of the Republic one way or another:
CRAZED WOMAN HALTS D'BACKS GAME
Runs on Field, Yelling, "Andy! Andy!"
Husband Admits Wife Is A Nutjob; Shrink Called
Cops State That Woman "Is A Goddamned Liberal"
Woman Requests That Straitjacket Be Given #10
baseball/Diamondbacks
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